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Archive for May, 2008

Los enanitos

Los siete enanitos estn de viaje por Europa, y han llegado
a Roma.
Ya que andan por ah, piden audiencia para hablar con el
Papa y
por supuesto se la conceden, porque claro… son los famosos
siete enanitos.

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Look For The Positive Side

” THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE”

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

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Is it art

Has the cum-puter improved the state of art or has it caused its decay? The cum-puter has affected every form of art from animation to music to photographs. Very little today is not manipulate buy the PC. It has made it easier for those who have little or no traditional skill in the arts become recognized as artist. But you see a lot of borrowed work. There is an art form that is entirely is based on Cut and Paste. Entire songs are created out of clips from other original works with cum-puterized drum tracks. You dont even need to be able to play an instrument of any kind to create music, not even a piano, you just need to be able to type and point and click a mouse. Painting has become the same; again you dont even need to learn how to blend your own color in paint. Some schools now require actual practical art classes ie: paint with a brush, play an instrument, before you are allowed to enter the classes that allow cum-puter use.. Borrowing with in the art world is the norm; look at how the simple soup can was lifted to the status of art. But the cum-puter allows this to happen on a much greater scale and by those who have little or no experience or traditional training. Has this improved or degraded the Art world?

How to Fuck up your Relationship

We have the following guide of carefully tested methods
for making mistakes in polyamorous relationships. With
proper application and ingenuity, these methods may impair
or destroy monogamous relationships as well; they’re
truly multipurpose tools. We post this listing for your
consideration; no liability expressed or implied.
1. Lie. This is basic and effective
2. Avoid self-knowledge
3. Blame the other person(s).
4. Disclaim responsibility
5. Push. This is an art, albeit a crude one
6. Play on insecurity. This is an old favorite
7. Avoid intimacy
8. Don’t talk. Talking has been known to lead to communication
if practiced carelessly
9. For the ultimate metafuck-up, remain technically faithful
to your partner while breaking the spirit of whatever agreement
you have whenever possible, keeping this knowledge bottled
up to ensure maximum fear, shame and resentment.
So if you want to let go off your Lover then I’m sure some
of these Tools may come in handy to help Fuck your Relationship
up.

How to control Vagina Muscles ??

I have a question I hope Im not the only one with this problem.
I thank everyone who has responded to my boyfriends comments
and question.
As you can imagine this is a little strange for me I never
really thought I would
Need help or advice / on how to learn to relax my vagina muscle
because I seem to tighten up even if there is hours of foreplay
we have tried lubes and dildos
I try not to tighten up but it seems that when I am ready to
climax I cant help it
I hope someone out there can help us with this situation.
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Hot Passion With A Beautiful Stranger…

It was a dark and stormy night on Route 1 and I decided to stop at the
nearest hotel to gain refuge from the ominous rain and wind. Through
the streaked windshield glass I spotted a small motel that appeared to
have had it’s heyday in the ’50’s. I turned into a pothole-ridden
parking lot and ran quickly through the puddles, inside to the
manager’s office. The partially lit neon sign said VACANCY and I hit
the front desk bell that I was certain had been rung thousands of
times before. After what seemed like an eternity, a volup-tuos,
red-haired beauty emerged from the back office. She tossed back her
auburn tinted locks and beamed a bright Colgate white smile. She
immediately caught my attention! This beautiful stranger stood 5′5″,
proportioned exactly like Marilyn Monroe, my favorite fantasy movie
star of all time. Her age appeared to be mid-40’s, still fetching with
those deep green eyes, although it was evident that her best years
were behind her, just like those of the building she oversaw. My
throat was as dry as sandpaper and I couldn’t help but stare at this
gorgeous woman standing in front of me, dressed in skin-tight jeans
and form fitting sweater. I was brought back to earth by her heavenly
voice explaining to me the rates of her establishment and her sincere
concern that I was able to reach this place of safety despite the
rath of Mother Nature. I signed the register and was given the key to
room 323. I managed some small talk, returned her smile and ran across
the parking lot to where she had directed me. I had had a miserable
day. No sales, bad weather and a bad case of the homesick blues. I
removed my wet clothes, and decided a hot shower would do me good. As
my mind wandered in the steam filled bath, I heard a distinct sound of
a door open and close. I thought I was hearing things. Several
moments later, to my complete surprise, I was joined by my motel
manager. She gently pulled back the shower curtains to view me in my
naked splendor. I was proud of my athletic physique that I had worked
hard to preserve over the last twenty plus years since high school. It
became obvious very quickly that she did also. Here she was, standing
there, drenched from head to toe, admiring me and my manness,
grinning from ear to ear. “I don’t get to see many as handsome as you
around here very often” she breathlessly spoke. It did not matter if
that was true, only the fact that it was said. I invited her into my
shower and gently, kissed her full, luscious lips while I sensuously
caressed her ample breasts. She moaned and sighed heavily. The sounds
came from a place that I imagined had not been revealed for a very
long time. Our passion for each other over took the steam that was
produced by the warm water emerging from the shower head. As I slowly
revealed her soft, supple curves, I imagined that I was with my dream
woman, Marilyn Monroe. All my fantasies were coming true. The purely
physical pleasures of the flesh were meshed with the mental content-
ment of long held dreams being fulfilled. We made love in every way
conceivable; in the shower, on the floor, standing in the corner, on
the bed, across the bed, doggie-style with her folded over the chair.
Her lips and tongue drove me over the edge to the point of no return.
I climaxed four times and she drank in every last drop of my cum. She
came more times than we could remember. I revelled in the fact that I
provided the orgasmic incentive that she so desparately longed for.
Suffice to say that neither one of us got any sleep that night. The
feeling we shared, the closeness we felt holding each other tight in
one another’s arms, along with the satisfied look in her eyes will
stay with me for as long as I live. I learned her name was Angela and
that this broken down motel was the last connection to her family that
had passed on long ago. Her desparete need to hold on to her past was
her motivation for her existance here in the middle of nowhere. A
lonely life was her choice and she stated how thankful she was for our
cahnce rendevous. The next day, I bid her good bye in the warm of the
sun. A complete contrast from the previous day. I believe in this
life all things happen for a reason. I know I’m going back and next
time you see this old motel, there will be a NO VACANCY sign on the
Manager’s door. She truly is my angel and I look forward to seeing her
smile. I have found the woman of my dreams, now I must find out if
I’m hers.

Have a Seat Upon a Cloud

Have a seat upon a cloud
and make yourself at home
You are now inside my dreams,
inside a book, inside a poem.

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Group Posts

Hello every one. I wanted to post a message regarding this
message board. I was going through all the members here
in this grp and wow, so many of you and from all over the world.
I think that is so totally awsome!!! I had no idea this grp
would grow so big and I am loving it. ;-)

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Good Recovery Lines

Just wondering what some of your best recovery lines are.
You know, when you get rejected especially in a friendly
manner, and then have to come up with a line that makes you
sound like you’re one smooth dude (or whatever female
version of dude is).

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