Awww …Pumkin
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white
male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm
Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious
behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication
at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly
stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided
to stop. “You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside,
and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought
there wasn’t, ” he stated in a phone interview
from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state
that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out pumpkin
that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole
in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged “need”.
“I guess I was just really into it, you know?”
he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process,
Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wilmington Municipal
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. “It
was an unusual situation, that’s for sure.”
said officer Taylor. “I walked up to (Davidson) and
he’s…just working away at this pumpkin.”
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Davidson. He just went up and said, ‘Excuse me sir,
but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?’
He got real surprised as you’d expect and then looked
me straight in the face and said,
“A pumpkin? Damn… is it midnight already?”
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